A cup of coffee a day keeps the head throbs away. It is the cure-all. Well, some may call it more of the hair of the dog. Well, for me it is several cups of the black brew. I am a total addict. I am a category 1 coffee twerker. I am a grade A tea head.

Yes, I am a caffeine fiend like most other people in the United States. One could needle it into my veins if you like and I would not complain. Yes get the IV bag out and feed the sweet caffeine dream to me intravenously.

I love to find the latest stash. I know a lot of great connects. The various grocery stores in the area are my dealers.

There are countless jokes about non-being able to without the daily dose.

Well, the good thing is coffee is supposed to ward off dementia. So, that is a good thing. It is always good to be more of a Tolstoy than a grandpa Simpson if one can help it.

No, I am not making fun of people with dementia. I am telling a casual joke. This is something that seems to be lost in today’s society. The idea of a light joke. Heck, YouTube channels are demonetized for it.

Many famous people said a sign of a sick mind is a lack of a sense of humor. So, if our sense of humor and inability to take a joke is decreasing, we are looking at a grim future indeed.

Well, there I go. I seem to have lost the plot. Well back to coffee. I generally have several cups a day along with the required tea regiment. Yes, I happen to consider tea a regiment.

Tea has been known to have medicinal properties so I am not that far off. Did you know that tea is the most commonly drunk drink in the world?

I wonder who first discovered tea. I wonder what it was like to be the first human being to be refreshed after a long days work.